Astrology and Horoscopes

Aquarius Dog Personality

The Dog Aquarius has the enviable ability to extract the maximum amount of effect from the minimum amount of raw material. You could craft a gourmet meal out of bulgur wheat, unflavored gelatin and leftover tuna casserole, thanks to your native Aquarian resourcefulness. You could fly to the moon on a single tank of unleaded gasoline.

But just because you can doesn’t mean you will — there will come a point in your life when you’ll have had enough of your hand-to-mouth existence, and it’s then that you’ll be glad you had the foresight to squirrel away a few nuts for your winter of ease and luxury.

Forget your forethought and it will take care of you in an unconscious manner. Your love life consists of taking Dog-inspired pity upon those you feel are less fortunate than yourself. Beware this habit, for pity is not love, and cannot replace it!

Last updated on November 21, 2014 at 9:14 pm. Word Count: 150