Chinese Zodiac
Aquarius Rabbit Personality
Any Rabbit Aquarius these days was born at the right time — your passion for the odds-and-ends of our technophiliac age is barely sated by the constant stream of new gadgetry that comes off the assembly lines each week. This Aquarian zest for novelty in the guise of hardware dovetails nicely with your Rabbit-inspired couch potato tendencies, and will render …
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The cerebral nature of the airy Aquarius part of you is galvanized into constant motion by your Tiger aspect, with contradictory results. In other words, you’re a constantly bustling ball of energy that never seems to get anything done. You enjoy creating work for yourself that eats up time and is fundamentally unproductive — it’s your form of recreation. Pets …
Read MoreAquarius Ox Personality
Moody and sulky, how could anyone tolerate the Ox Aquarius, a withdrawn child in adult clothing? Because of your truly enormous and gifted propensity for storytelling, that’s why, as inherited from your Aquarius side. You’ve got it refined down to an art form, and your ballistic sense of humor will have every anecdote lavishly peppered with witticisms, enough to keep …
Read MoreAquarius Rat Personality
The spacey spiritual sensibilities of the Aquarius are here married to the material nature of the Rat to create a very self-conflicting sign. Neurosis can frequently rear its ugly head within the head of the Rat Aquarius. Confusion and boredom with the workaday world are constant concomitants, as your precious fallacies and ideal expectations are shattered one by one. Given …
Read MoreCapricorn Boar (Pig) Personality
The Pig Capricorn should pay extra attention to their customarily elaborate daily schedule — it’s very important to know just when to knock off early and pamper yourself a bit doing that which soothes your work-frazzled Porcine nerves. If necessary, you can justify it as a gathering of the forces. You are ambitious but not self-destructively so, unlike some of …
Read MoreCapricorn Dog Personality
As a Dog Capricorn, you’re a boring prude. No, seriously — if your Capricorn side doesn’t uncross those legs and live a little, you might as well climb into your coffin fully dressed. The years have flown past, and what have you done with them? You’re a wearer of whalebone corsets and steel-ribbed girdles in an era of frilly lace …
Read MoreCapricorn Rooster Personality
The Rooster Capricorn is a living portrait of grace under pressure. The word “unflappable” springs to mind when people look at you, and you prefer to be known by it — it connotes strength of character, a quality by which you as a Capricorn swear. Sure, you’ll never be the life of the party, but who needs that? While everyone …
Read MoreCapricorn Monkey Personality
The Monkey Capricorn‘s greatest asset is your sense of rhythm as it applies to time and place. In the more literal sense, this can make you one of the all-time greats in any professional sport that may require such as sense, like basketball for instance. In a more representational sense, this could lead you to become a musician, percussion or …
Read MoreCapricorn Goat (Sheep) Personality
On the outside the Goat Capricorn is very much the business-suited Capricorn professional. But you lead an entire secret Goat-style life on the sly that only a very few intimates are ever made aware of. You prefer to separate your life into its private and public spheres, and furthermore you prefer to keep those two spheres rigorously separate from each …
Read MoreCapricorn Horse Personality
Industrious and thrifty, the Horse Capricorn actually enjoys work, and feels the sensation of the grindstone du jour as a delightful tickling. You’re very much the eternal “square” type — you’re practical and energetic, an attentive parent and loving spouse, for it stands to reason that you’re not much of a social butterfly, what with all of those Capricorn characteristics …
Read MoreCapricorn Snake Personality
The Snake Capricorn is very much the lord or the lady of the manor. You have an assumed aristocratic air and all that such a Snake-type heritage entails — which means expensive taste in all things, coupled with a great distaste for manual labor. How many Snake/Capricorns does it take to screw in a light bulb, you ask? The answer …
Read MoreCapricorn Dragon Personality
What’s more important than romance in a Dragon Capricorn‘s life? As it stands, just about everything. Your career especially — the Dragon in you is so gung-ho for that big promotion and the next rung of the ladder to conquer that you can scarcely spare a moment for that hottie in the next cubicle who’s been giving you the eye …
Read MoreCapricorn Rabbit Personality
The Rabbit Capricorn is a hard worker, a good provider, and a faithful lover — why can’t everyone in the world be like you? You may be somewhat reticent (thanks to your Goat heritage), especially with expressing your affections, but those close to you can feel your support telepathically and thus always rely on its eminently reliable presence. Diligence is …
Read MoreCapricorn Tiger Personality
You have your own pace, and it’s an amazingly fast one. Events and people pass by you to vanish in the slipstream, as you dash oblivious from one good deed to another. A Tiger Capricorn just can’t help it — you’re a philanthropist born and bred, although your Tiger half’s disdain for authority and all forms of hierarchy makes your …
Read MoreCapricorn Ox Personality
The Ox Capricorn is the sort of person who will dissect the goose in order to find out why it keeps giving you the golden eggs. The Ox in you will never give up on a project; instead, you attempt to take it to its ultimate conclusion, with the result that you quite often manage to pervert its initial mission …
Read MoreCapricorn Rat Personality
Power for its own sake, and the cold brutal solitary serenity that accompanies such an exalted position, are precisely what the Rat Capricorn lives for. If they think they’ve seen goals-oriented people in action before, they haven’t seen anything until they’ve seen the Rat in you breeze past them on your way to the top, in such a way as …
Read MoreSagittarius Pig (Boar) Personality
Don’t spend it if you haven’t got it. The tendency of the Pig Sagittarius to live beyond their means will land you in hot water if not carefully controlled. You don’t always have to be the good Sagittarian host — let others in your social circle foot the bill once in a while. Cutting back on the unnecessary fripperies that …
Read MoreSagittarius Dog Personality
Don’t go so far as to try to catch a Frisbee in your teeth, but to all lesser extents an interest in physical exercise is definitely encouraged. The Dog Sagittarius should let their play become their work ever so slowly, without relinquishing a sense of fun — which can be life sustaining both for your inner Dog and for all …
Read MoreSagittarius Rooster Personality
You cannot tell a lie, or at least, you cannot tell a lie that sounds like a lie, although you wish you could. The honesty of the Rooster Sagittarius, though greatly valued by others (especially your adversaries), is the bane of your existence. Luckily, you are a bundle of incurable typical Sagittarian optimism, so this doesn’t bother you as much …
Read MoreSagittarius Monkey Personality
Try to forget the capricious passions of your wayward youth — that’s all in the past now. The Monkey Sagittarius‘ fundamental rebellion against the time clock has continued, however, and you are better off in a less structured job environment, perhaps running your own small business, or going in for freelance assignments; telecommuting was made for the Monkey in you. …
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