Astrology and Horoscopes

Father’s Day Gifts by Zodiac Signs

Father's Day Gift Ideas by Sun SignWhat does dad really want for Father’s Day? Here’s what we heard… by the zodiac signs:

Aries – “A tie.”

Taurus – “Breakfast in bed – and I’m talking Eggs Benedict and Mimosas here.”

Gemini – “All-day Simpsons marathon on DVD.”

Cancer – “What do I want? I’m still thinking of something for my dad!”

Leo – “Hmmm… a day that’s all about me… could we make it a week?”

Virgo – “Something handmade from the kids would be nice – as long as they don’t make a big mess with the Elmer’s.”

Libra – “Does ‘spa day’ sound too gay?”

Scorpio – “Whatever you do, it better be good.”

Sagittarius – “In Mozambique they traditionally honor the patriarch with the gift of a new virgin concubine. But if you’d rather just go out for dinner, could we make it Thai?”

Capricorn – “Cash is acceptable.”

Aquarius – “Father’s Day was invented by greeting card companies so they can make more money chopping down trees. Just keep the kids out of my hair while I’m chanting.”

Pisces – “Group Hug!!!”

Last updated on October 10, 2015 at 6:00 pm. Word Count: 180