Sex by the Signs
Welcome to the joy of sex — zodiac style! Getting it on isn’t just for baby-making, so let the genius of astrology inspire you into cosmic creative copulation. Use this naughty guide to uncover the sexual fantasy of every sign — and drop it like it’s hot!
ARIES: Anything goes.
Aries rules everything from the neck up, so any activity — especially head — is divine as long as there’s lots of kissing, hair pulling and headbutting.
TAURUS: Pregnancy is a turn-on.
Since Taurus rules all-things fecund, the Bull adores the “Seventh Posture” from The Perfumed Garden, as it works well even when the woman is pregnant.
GEMINI: Genital-anything … in perfect sync.
Hand jobs are always welcome. It’s all about mimicking your sexual twin. And remember: Gemini always needs options!
CANCER: Sixty-nine, of course.
This classic position even looks like the Cancer symbol! For the caregiving, nurturing Crab, it’s all about the give and take.
LEO: Doggie style.
What other position allows a lover to get so dramatic and show off like they’re in a sex video? Rest assured, Leo the Lion will always put their back into it!
VIRGO: Pleasure perfection.
Virgo will not settle for anything less than perfect, so sex is all about setting the perfect mood, perfect touch, perfect angle, perfect timing — perfect pleasure!
Like an old classic, Libras are the consummate romantics of the zodiac, and are all about a balanced mating style. And they’re very fair about taking turns swapping from top to bottom.
Scorpio rules the genitals, so they go straight to the bottom line — without removing too much clothing just to keep the mystery alive.
SAGITTARIUS: Orgasmic meditation.
The more spiritually and philosophically charged and exotic the better for the Archer. Their aim is true – and erotic.
Why should anything be easy? With their workaholic tendencies, Capricorn believes that reward only comes with effort.
AQUARIUS: Group sex — of course.
The more the merrier for the Water Bearer! And the kinkier – and wetter — the better!
PISCES: Water sex.
As long as it’s in a river, a pool or the shower – Pisces and sex always get along swimmingly!
Last updated on May 4, 2018 at 8:09 pm. Word Count: 375