Taurus Pig Personality

Be not flagging in thy determination, o Pig – Taurus — not with the solid-as-a-rock Bull behind you to back you up. You never falter, just fall back and retrench every now and then. A Porcine taste for the good life is the carrot that you keep ahead of your eyes at all times, and never mind the cruel stick of ambition lambasting you from behind.

Don’t worry, you’ll get there eventually — the copious amounts of midnight oil that you’ve burned away will mean rich dividends in later life. You inner perversity will enrich your love life to such an extent that you’ll never, ever be bored for a single instant beneath those rich satin sheets of yours. Be sure to read the manual before attempting anything difficult or potentially harmful in the sack.

Last updated on July 4, 2014 at 1:33 am. Word Count: 135